On the Brain/Off the Wall

Friday, 10 December 2010

Simon/Misfits

This deserves a post all for itself. GAT DAYMN.

Sorry for the lack of posts, back now for a massive blog of photos because I opened an account on tumblr to see what the fuss was about, stayed on there for 1minute and 33seconds and closed that shit down. Unreal.

Anyway, here is my middle finger up at tumblr.

No particular reason. Just a couple of photos that I find hot/funny/sexy/dope. Enjoy.

Boom.

Sunday, 24 October 2010

Kanye and his Phoenix

So the short film by Mr.West premiered today. It's his first job at directing and I liked it. The camera work was brilliant, and the ballerina scene was mesmerising. I have to give it to the girls, holding that position must have amounted to some serious muscle cramping.

With regards to what this short film is trying to communicate to the viewer, with this regard, I feel it is a two birds (ha!) one stone type of nature. This is, in essence, firstly creating hype for his upcoming album. It had snippets of the songs in the album throughout (of which the one featuring Rihanna sounds like a big tune). The second bird is the bird of Kanye trying to tell everyone that he is more than just his own hype. It's like he's trying to convince those that say "I like Kanye's music but I hate him, he's such a prick". There's a lot of these people out there, and it pisses Kanye off. Mainly because he cares too much about what people think of him.
Yes, Kanye, we all love your music, and we love your directing skills. Now stop trying to get everyone to love you. Never going to happen.

I'm sure there will be a lot of hype surrounding how "the phoenix represents Kanye's career and how they're trying to change him and turn him into stone and how he will never let his career burn (even though it does anyway)" but that, again, goes back to the underlying issue of Kanye wanting everyone to love him and tell him "Yes, Kanye, you WILL be the greatest rapper of all time-hell, you already ARE!"

In a nutshell, my boy needs to go therapy. Nice suits though.

Watch the video on the link below.

http://vimeo.com/16127877

(Image from Pure Primary)

Monday, 18 October 2010

I Whip My Hurr Back and Forth, I Crack My Neck Doing It Too Hard

If I had a daughter that was a cross between Willow Smith and Hit Girl, consider me the Mother Don. The daughter of the best man in the world, Will Smith, has released a song that y'all know about, but the VIDEO. THE VIDEO. Is off the CHAHAIN!

Disclaimer: This girl is 9 years old. Her birth year is 2001. Two thousand and ONE!

Watch the video, feel jealous that you were not this awesome at the tender age of 9. And probably never will be. Unless your dad is the Fresh Prince, your mum was in The Matrix, and your Boss is Jigga Meyn.

http://tv.gawker.com/5666852/watch-willow-smiths-surprisingly-strong-music-video-debut

Sunday, 17 October 2010

'Cos You're Just My Type, Oh Nah Nah Nah Nah

Rihanna's next single after 'Only Girl'. And it's a grower, except it grows on you in about 0.02 seconds. And the intro by my baby is off the heezay. Bien sho'

Enjoy.

http://soundcloud.com/brasilzinho/rihanna-whats-my-name-feat-drake

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

All The Girls Standing In The Line For The Bathroom

Girl's Edition! BangBang! I have a thing for brunettes, just a forewarning.

Kim Kardashian

Eva Mendes

Jessica Lownes

Rosario Dawson

Christina Hendricks

Salma Hayek.

She's dumber than a fly trying to get out of a closed window but I rate her aesthetic beauty nonetheless.

Penelope Cruz

Tuba Buyukustun

Scarlett Johannsen

JWoww

Kelly Brook

All The Boys Standing In The Line For The Bathroom

This post is dedicated to my girls/fellazswinging thattaway.

Apart from Drake, here are a few fellas that tickle my fancy, and will probably tickle yours.
To all my Bicurious/Boys/Lesbian peoples, there will be a Girls Edition very soon. Don't fret.